Panel 1: Houndmage, Jerri, and Foxwolf are sitting on the couch. Jerri asks, “Hey Mom? What would you do if a T-Rex ate your car?” There is a small lizard on the ceiling above them.
Panel 2: Foxwolf responds, “I’d probably call the insurance company and get a new car.” The lizard has taken notice of their conversation and dropped from the ceiling.
Panel 3: Foxwolf has noticed the intruder and screams, “OH SHIT!! It’s one of those insurance lizards!” The lizard starts its sales pitch, saying, “ELLO GOVNA! NEED A SPOT OF CAR INSURANCE, DO YA? WELL I KNOW JUST THE THING, I DO. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN SAVE –” The lizard is cut off by Houndmage exclaiming, “WHAT?!” Jerri says, “Dad, I’m scared!!”
Panel 4: Foxwolf screaming and pointing at the lizard, “KILL IT!”
Panel 5: Foxwolf and Houndmage frantically stomp the lizard while Jerri watches in terror from the couch. Nelson is at Foxwolf’s feet barking viciously. The lizard is choking and exclaiming, “BLOODY HELL! FUCKING WANKERS! YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY MAD!” while getting stomped.
Panel 6: Off screen, Foxwolf is yelling at Houndmage. She says, “How many fucking times does this have to happen before you change the goddamn locks?!” Houndmage responds, “I DID!!” Jerri cries, “Mommy, I don’t want a car.” Nelson has carried the freshly stomped lizard to her bed, which is littered with the bodies of previous insurance lizards.