Foxwolf Dogmother
Foxwolf is the anxiety-ridden mother of Jerri Dogmother and wife of Houndmage Dogmother. She works from home as a construction draftsman.
Likes: Gardening, Drawing, Being Asleep, Running, Paxil, Vaping
Dislikes: Capitalism, Human Interaction, Advertisements, Greek Yogurt
Houndmage Dogmother
Houndmage is a stay-at-home dad, father of Jerri Dogmother, and Husband of Foxwolf Dogmother. He’s the best partner in the whole wide world and gives Foxwolf the will to live.
Likes: Reading, Writing, Gaming, Sports, Death Metal, Sparkling Water, Biking
Dislikes: Capitalism, Not Wearing Socks, Peas, Bodies of Water
Jerri Dogmother
Jerri is the child of Foxwolf Dogmother and Houndmage Dogmother. Their pronouns are they/them. They have boundless energy, ADHD, and an obsession with putting inedible objects in their mouth.
Likes: Plushies, Drawing, Crafts, Being Gay, Sugar, Talking
Dislikes: Homework, Eating Food, Bedtime, Getting Scammed on Roblox
Nelson
Nelson is the evil but incredibly cute chihuahua of the Dogmother family. She will poop inside and she will bite you and she will not learn “sit.”
Likes: Licks, Warm, Chief, Foxwolf, Escaping from the Yard, Floppy Pig
Dislikes: Children, The Mailman, The Vet, Smoke Detectors, Teams Meetings, Baths
Chief
Chief is the goodest boy. The bestest boy the world has ever seen. He is a chihuahua lab mix and make moo noises like a cow when anyone pets him. He’s named after Master Chief from Halo, not some racist or cop related reason.
Likes: Pizza, Tiny Tennis Balls, Walks, Butt Scratches, Baths
Dislikes: Being Alone, Smoke Detectors, Bananas
Charles
Charles is a very moody, demanding tuxedo cat. She will get what she wants. What she wants is to kill Dylan.
Likes: Screaming, Sitting on the Porch, Florida, Cardboard, Getting Put on the Fridge, Hair Ties, The Bathtub
DIslikes: Dylan, Chief and Nelson Getting too Close to Her, Not Being in the Closet
