Character Bios

Foxwolf Dogmother:

Foxwolf is the anxiety-ridden mother of Jerri Dogmother and wife of Houndmage Dogmother. She works from home as a draftsman.

Likes: Gardening, Drawing, Being Asleep, Running, Paxil, Vaping

Dislikes: Capitalism, Human Interaction, Advertisements, Greek Yogurt

Houndmage Dogmother:

Houndmage is a stay-at-home dad, father of Jerri Dogmother, and Husband of Foxwolf Dogmother. He’s the best partner in the whole wide world and gives Foxwolf the will to live.

Likes: Reading, Writing, Gaming, Sports, Death Metal, Sparkling Water, Biking

Dislikes: Capitalism, Not Wearing Socks, Peas, Bodies of Water

Jerri Dogmother:

Jerri is the child of Foxwolf Dogmother and Houndmage Dogmother. Their pronouns are they/them. They have boundless energy, ADHD, and an obsession with putting inedible objects in their mouth.

Likes: Plushies, Drawing, Crafts, Being Gay, Sugar, Talking

Dislikes: Homework, Eating Food, Bedtime, Getting Scammed on Roblox

Nelson:

Nelson is the evil but incredibly cute chihuahua of the Dogmother family. She will poop inside and she will bite you and she will not learn.

Likes: Licks, Warm, Chief, Foxwolf, Escaping from the Yard, Floppy Pig

Dislikes: Children, The Mailman, The Vet, Smoke Detectors, Teams Meetings, Baths

Chief:

Chief is the goodest boy. The bestest boy the world has ever seen. He is a chihuahua lab mix and make moo noises like a cow when anyone pets him. He’s named after Master Chief from Halo, not some racist or cop related reason.

Likes: Pizza, Tiny Tennis Balls, Walks, Butt Scratches, Baths

Dislikes: Being Alone, Smoke Detectors, Bananas

Charles:

Charles is a very moody, demanding tuxedo cat. She will get what she wants. What she wants is to kill Dylan.

Likes: Screaming, Sitting on the Porch, Florida, Cardboard, Getting Put on the Fridge, Hair Ties, The Bathtub

Dislikes: Dylan, Chief and Nelson Getting too Close to Her, Not Being in the Closet

Dylan:

Poor Dylan… Charles bullies him so much. Luckily it’s mostly verbal abuse. Dylan is so cute and precious and gentle. He MONCH PLANT. He HEADBUTT.

Likes: Spinach, Coffee, Whiskey, Touching Your Face

Dislikes: Charles, Being Picked Up, Being Trapped in the Basement by Charles