I Did Not Eat It

A typical day in the life of Foxwolf Dogmother.

Panel 1: 8:00 AM: Wake up too late (office hours 7-4). Foxwolf Dogmother laying in bed looking at phone plugged in with a terribly tangled charging cord.

Panel 2: 8:20 AM: View of an email on phone screen with way too many notifications at the top. The email from Co Workerington, M. D. reads, “Hello, You have fucked up. Fix plz. Thank – DISCLAIMER: If anything goes wrong, it is not our fault.”

Panel 4: 12:20 PM: Bike lunch starts late. Foxwolf bikes to the store and is delighted to find some clearance fish.

Panel 5: 3:00 PM: Homework Wars. Jerri is scream-crying at their father, Houndmage, and presenting a math homework sheet on patterns. Foxwolf is sitting in front of her work monitors very annoyed. One monitor display an open CAD file titled FUCKEDUPBUILDING.DWG.

Panel 6: 5:30 PM: Dinner. The fish is bad. Foxwolf, seated in front of the fly-circled cheap fish, stares into the distance in defeat.

I Didn’t Eat It - Painted Doggie Comic

Panel 1: 8:00 AM: Wake up too late (office hours 7-4). Foxwolf Dogmother laying in bed looking at phone plugged in with a terribly tangled charging cord.

Panel 2: 8:20 AM: View of an email on phone screen with way too many notifications at the top. The email from Co Workerington, M. D. reads, “Hello, You have fucked up. Fix plz. Thank – DISCLAIMER: If anything goes wrong, it is not our fault.”

Panel 3: 11:30 AM: Fixed.

Panel 4: 12:20 PM: Bike lunch starts late. Foxwolf bikes to the store and is delighted to find some clearance fish.

Panel 5: 3:00 PM: Homework Wars. Jerri is scream-crying at their father, Houndmage, and presenting a math homework sheet on patterns. Foxwolf is sitting in front of her work monitors very annoyed. One monitor display an open CAD file titled FUCKEDUPBUILDING.DWG.

Panel 6: 5:30 PM: Dinner. The fish is bad. Foxwolf, seated in front of the fly-circled cheap fish, stares into the distance in defeat.