Status Update
Foxwolf suddenly remembers she placed an order. Time to track it down.
STATUS UPDATE – Painted Doggie Comic
Panel 1: Foxwolf sitting in her office chair suddenly remembers something. “Didn’t I order something, like, forever ago?” she says.
Panel 2: Looking determined and irritated, she says, “I definitely did. Where the hell is it? This is bullshit.”
Panel 3: She continues, “It’s been MONTHS! What could possibly be taking it this long??” On one monitor, she has opened a browser window and searched “Fetsy” on Poogle.
Panel 4: “I bet they didn’t even ship it yet. I bet I got scammed.” She’s furiously clicking through to her past orders on Fetsy.
Panel 5: The monitor displays the shipping status page. The tracking status heading reads, “You ordered this from a literal war zone.” A map is displayed below, showing the current location of the package. Below the map, the tracking details are as follow:
- LOL are you fucking stupid?
- It’s probably a crater.
- You’re mad about this? Go ahead and complain, you piece of shit.
- It made it to the post office? That’s wild.
Panel 6: “Oh.” Foxwolf looks at the page like she absolutely hates herself.