The Tasmanian Tiger

Foxwolf teaches young Jerri about the Tasmanian Tiger!

Panel 1: Jerri Dogmother holds up a drawing of a dodo bird and says, “Wouldn’t it be cool if they brought dodos back?” Foxwolf Dogmother looks up from her phone and says, “They are trying to bring back another extinct animal.”

Panel 2: Foxwolf has opened an article on her phone titled THE TASMANIAN TIGER. Below an image of the animal in a zoo, the article text fades into a paywall pop up reading, “PAY UP BITCH.” Jerri is looking stary-eyed over the phone and saying, “Really?” Foxwolf responds, “Yeah! The Tasmanian Tiger.”

Panel 3: Foxwolf has gone to ScienceFactz.com because of the paywall. Below a better picture of a Tasmanian Tiger, this article is completely obscured by a sign-in screen, ads, and a notification to leave a review. A notification at the top reads, “Please take a moment to follow us on Fhart and Chit, and donate blood to our CEO’s wife so she can inject it into her face to look young forever,” followed by a link to the donation page. Foxwolf says, “They only went extinct in 1936.”

Panel 4: “I saw a video that said scientists have fully sequenced their DNA,” Foxwolf says, as she stares off remembering the sponsor of said video, CheapAssSnakes.com. The memory shows 4 ads in the sidebar of the video site, 5 ads listed throughout the video, a “buy” link to the sponsor’s website, and a notification above the video that says, “THIS SITE WANTS TO KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. ALLOW?” Jerri’s eyes are wide and she reaches for Foxwolf’s phone. “It’s cute!” she says.

Panel 5: Jerri is gripping Foxwolf’s phone and pulling with all her might. In the foreground, Nelson the dog rolls around on her back playing with her floppy pig toy. Foxwolf, attempting to hold onto her phone and resist snapping in annoyance at Jerri, says, “People still claim to see them in the wild.”

Panel 6: “Isn’t that cool?” says Foxwolf. A massive ad for electronics that says, “WEAK-WILLED WEDNESDAY SALE! TODAY ONLY!” is blaring on the TV screen in the background. Jerri has won the phone and has not been paying attention at all to Foxwolf’s talk about the Tasmanian Tiger. They say, “Can I eat this?” as they pick up the floppy pig toy. Foxwolf looks disappointed and say, “No.”

The Tasmanian Tiger – Painted Doggie Comic

Panel 1: Jerri Dogmother holds up a drawing of a dodo bird and says, “Wouldn’t it be cool if they brought dodos back?” Foxwolf Dogmother looks up from her phone and says, “They are trying to bring back another extinct animal.”

Panel 2: Foxwolf has opened an article on her phone titled THE TASMANIAN TIGER. Below an image of the animal in a zoo, the article text fades into a paywall pop up reading, “PAY UP BITCH.” Jerri is looking stary-eyed over the phone and saying, “Really?” Foxwolf responds, “Yeah! The Tasmanian Tiger.”

Panel 3: Foxwolf has gone to ScienceFactz.com because of the paywall. Below a better picture of a Tasmanian Tiger, this article is completely obscured by a sign-in screen, ads, and a notification to leave a review. A notification at the top reads, “Please take a moment to follow us on Fhart and Chit, and donate blood to our CEO’s wife so she can inject it into her face to look young forever,” followed by a link to the donation page. Foxwolf says, “They only went extinct in 1936.”

Panel 4: “I saw a video that said scientists have fully sequenced their DNA,” Foxwolf says, as she stares off remembering the sponsor of said video, CheapAssSnakes.com. The memory shows 4 ads in the sidebar of the video site, 5 ads listed throughout the video, a “buy” link to the sponsor’s website, and a notification above the video that says, “THIS SITE WANTS TO KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. ALLOW?” Jerri’s eyes are wide and she reaches for Foxwolf’s phone. “It’s cute!” she says.

Panel 5: Jerri is gripping Foxwolf’s phone and pulling with all her might. In the foreground, Nelson the dog rolls around on her back playing with her floppy pig toy. Foxwolf, attempting to hold onto her phone and resist snapping in annoyance at Jerri, says, “People still claim to see them in the wild.”

Panel 6: “Isn’t that cool?” says Foxwolf. A massive ad for electronics that says, “WEAK-WILLED WEDNESDAY SALE! TODAY ONLY!” is blaring on the TV screen in the background. Jerri has won the phone and has not been paying attention at all to Foxwolf’s talk about the Tasmanian Tiger. They say, “Can I eat this?” as they pick up the floppy pig toy. Foxwolf looks disappointed and say, “No.”