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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THE SWITCH STORE??

Foxwolf finishes a game on her switch and goes to check out the "recent releases" in the switch store.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THE SWITCH STORE??
Foxwolf finishes a game on her switch and goes to check out the "recent releases" in the switch store.
Panel 1: Foxwolf sits on the couch looking down at the handheld game console she’s using. With a satisfied smile, she says, “Oh Boy, that was a fun game!” “I wonder what’s new in the switch store?”
Panel 2: Foxwolf looks at the “Recent Releases” in the game store. The recently released titles are all hentai or AI generated games designed to appeal to toddlers: Game 1: HENTAI POKER - was $11.19, now on sale for $2.99 - a dark haired anime dog girl with an extremely tight and low-cut dress sits leaning back with her knees raised towards her chest next to three King playing cards. In the background there are various heart shapes. Game 2: A. I. Children’s Storybook Mammal in The Magical Brave Journey That Solves the Problem (DIAMOND + BUNDLE) - was $14.99, now on sale for $3.99 - an unsettling rabbit with large shining eyes grins soullessly in front of a hilly landscape. The sky has two suns and a moon because the AI hallucinated. This title is nearly identical to game 4 and 9. Game 3: Hentai Alarm - was $3.99, now on sale for $1.99 - a blonde anime dog girl in a tight black dress looks surprised and embarrassed as she raises her hands to her mouth. To her left, there is a clock overlaid on the girl bent over exposing her underwear. Game 4: A. I. Children’s Storybook Mammal in A Hero’s Adventure to Save the Day (DIAMOND + BUNDLE) - was $11.19, now on sale for $3.99 - an unsettling cat with large shining eyes grins soullessly in front of a hilly landscape. The sky has two suns and a moon because the AI hallucinated. This title is nearly identical to game 2 and 9. Game 5: Hentai GOLF (DELUXE DEFINITIVE EDITION) - was $3.99, now on sale for $1.99 - a dog girl with a short bob and a fluffy tail readies herself to drive a golf ball. She’s dressed in a tube top and a ridiculously short skirt. Game 6: HENTAI HIGH - was $14.99, now on sale for $3.49 - an anime dog girl with long dark hair in a school uniform juxtaposes a close up image of her in her bra and underwear. There are glittering stars in the background. Game 7: Hentai Fashion Journey (SUPER COMPLETE ULTRA) - an anime dog girl with short dark hair t-poses in a frilly bra and underwear with different outfits in panels to each side of her. One is a latex dress and fishnet hose and thigh-high boots. The other is a black bra, spiked collar and skimpy shorts attached to straps that go around the waist. Game 8: A Hentai Romance - In front of a bed strewn with rose petals and a candle and heart shaped box of chocolates on a shelf, an anime dog girl wearing a low cut dress leans over clasping her hands below her waist, accentuating her cleavage. Game 9: A. I. Children’s Storybook Mammal in Main Character Faces Adversity, Yet Overcomes (DIAMOND + BUNDLE) - an unsettling rabbit with large shining eyes grins soullessly in front of a hilly landscape. The sky has two suns and a moon because the AI hallucinated. This title is nearly identical to game 2 and 4.

 What the Fuck is Happening in the Switch Store? - Painted Doggie Comic

Panel 1: Foxwolf sits on the couch looking down at the handheld game console she’s using. With a satisfied smile, she says, 

“Oh Boy, that was a fun game!”

“I wonder what’s new in the switch store?”

Panel 2:

Foxwolf looks at the “Recent Releases” in the game store. The recently released titles are all hentai or AI generated games designed to appeal to toddlers:

Game 1: HENTAI POKER - was $11.19, now on sale for $2.99 - a dark haired anime dog girl with an extremely tight and low-cut dress sits leaning back with her knees raised towards her chest next to three King playing cards. In the background there are various heart shapes. 

Game 2: A. I. Children’s Storybook Mammal in The Magical Brave Journey That Solves the Problem (DIAMOND + BUNDLE) - was $14.99, now on sale for $3.99 - an unsettling rabbit with large shining eyes grins soullessly in front of a hilly landscape. The sky has two suns and a moon because the AI hallucinated. This title is nearly identical to game 4 and 9.

Game 3: Hentai Alarm - was $3.99, now on sale for $1.99 - a blonde anime dog girl in a tight black dress looks surprised and embarrassed as she raises her hands to her mouth. To her left, there is a clock overlaid on the girl bent over exposing her underwear.

Game 4: A. I. Children’s Storybook Mammal in A Hero’s Adventure to Save the Day (DIAMOND + BUNDLE) - was $11.19, now on sale for $3.99 - an unsettling cat with large shining eyes grins soullessly in front of a hilly landscape. The sky has two suns and a moon because the AI hallucinated. This title is nearly identical to game 2 and 9.

Game 5: Hentai GOLF (DELUXE DEFINITIVE EDITION) - was $3.99, now on sale for $1.99 - a dog girl with a short bob and a fluffy tail readies herself to drive a golf ball. She’s dressed in a tube top and a ridiculously short skirt.

Game 6: HENTAI HIGH - was $14.99, now on sale for $3.49 - an anime dog girl with long dark hair in a school uniform juxtaposes a close up image of her in her bra and underwear. There are glittering stars in the background.

Game 7: Hentai Fashion Journey (SUPER COMPLETE ULTRA) - an anime dog girl with short dark hair t-poses in a frilly bra and underwear with different outfits in panels to each side of her. One is a latex dress and fishnet hose and thigh-high boots. The other is a black bra, spiked collar and skimpy shorts attached to straps that go around the waist.

Game 8: A Hentai Romance - In front of a bed strewn with rose petals and a candle and heart shaped box of chocolates on a shelf, an anime dog girl wearing a low cut dress leans over clasping her hands below her waist, accentuating her cleavage.

Game 9: A. I. Children’s Storybook Mammal in Main Character Faces Adversity, Yet Overcomes (DIAMOND + BUNDLE) - an unsettling rabbit with large shining eyes grins soullessly in front of a hilly landscape. The sky has two suns and a moon because the AI hallucinated. This title is nearly identical to game 2 and 4.